< Employee Directory
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Hello employees. Jóna Jónsdóttir here. Did you know one of my favourite activities is leaving weird messages like this for people to find? What are you looking for, exactly? I've been CEO of this company since...Well, I used to be CTO but I took care of that "problem". Those stodgy old men really can be a damper on progress. Let's just say I cut that out!
Anyway, if you're looking for dirt on me, you're not gonna find it here. I've expunged most of the juicy stuff from every file share I could find. When I went spelunking into my own past and couldn't find anything worth a damn, I decided to seal that vault for good! Probably for the best, don't want you dweebs snooping around.
Wait. I mean. I love you all. You're all such good drones, associates, and variations thereupon.
Alright. Back to work.